You've been proven worthy by the 36th Chamber of Shaolin and will henceforward be known as 'Sabre Toothed Portillo'.

If you wish to honor and carry this title - granted only to the few powerful and willful enough to do so - you'll have to focus on understanding the power of Kung Fu. When you feel you are ready the Fu will show you the way to the Wu.

If you'd rather have a frikandel speciaal; take a leap of faith and summon the Half Cut Skeleton on your mobile device.